I Broke My Butt

I Broke My Butt

She slipped.

She fell. 

She broke her rear.

 

My cousin.

My La La. 

Who I hold so dear.

 

Her spirit. 

Is strong. 

She will recover.

 

This comic. 

I drew. 

Because I love her.

My apologies to the REAL author, Dawn McMillan as I’m probably breaking some copyright and artistic integrity laws here.  And now for the original, available at Amazon.com :

I Broke My Butt - Original

 

 

Take care. Stay healthy. Live life.

-Scott

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I Love Cheese

I Love Cheese
It’s true. She does.

My oldest daughter loves cheese. She will often hover around when I am grating it and, when I am not looking, scoop some up and run off leaving a trail of shredded bits behind her. She is a true cheese-lover, or “Turophile” ( “Tyros” is Greek for cheese and “Phile” is English for Lover ). As of yet she hasn’t actually asked me to lick the cheese off of the grater, but it wouldn’t surprise me.

She takes after her old man, but unfortunately my dairy days are over. It’s bad for prostate cancer and, as such, that cow, at least for me, has gone off to pasture.

Take care. Stay healthy. Live life.

-Scott

#cheeselover #turophile #cheese #foodie #fatherlyadvice #parenting #parentingfail #fatherlywisdom #kids #raisingkids #drawnandcoded #sketchbook #webcomic #comic #funny

Stinging Advice

Stinging Advice
After “throwing” Kaylee on a bee I comforted her in a way only a father knows how.

Last week I was rolling around with my youngest daughter, Kaylee, on the grass in our backyard. At one point I heaved her up and unceremoniously plopped her onto her butt. What happened next surprised me. Her eyes grew as big as saucers and she launched herself into the air with a loud shriek.

“Dad threw me onto a bee!”, she screamed, flailing her arms.

“DAD THREW ME ONTO A BEE!”, she screamed again, louder.

In one swift move Jodie rushed over, picked her up, sat her on a bench, and removed the stinger. After Jodie produced a bag of frozen peas to apply to the gaping hole in Kaylee’s leg I felt the situation had been diffused enough to sidle up next to her. This comic was inspired by what transpired next.

Take care. Stay healthy. Live life.

-Scott

#beesting #bees #fatherlyadvice #parenting #parentingfail #success #fatherlywisdom #kids #raisingkids #drawnandcoded #sketchbook #webcomic #comic #funny

 

 

 

Face masks are complex …

Face Masks Are Complex
It never ceases to amaze me how complex a face mask really is.  I’ve seen more masks converted to stylish ascots and/or subjected to periscoping noses than I care to. The instructions are simple. If you’re going to wear one, please, at least wear it correctly.

#Covid19 #Covid-19 #Coronavirus #Covidiots #SocialDistancing #facemask #covid #mask #staysafe  #stayhome #quarantine #corona #drawnandcoded #comic #sketchbook