So, we bought a Roomba …

iRobot Roomba Vacuum Hoover Cleaning
What repeatedly gets lost, needs constant supervision, and takes forever to complete the most simple chore? An iRobot Roomba! All joking aside our little robot, an i3 model, does a fantastic job cleaning our carpet. However, if it had the slightest bit of intelligence I’m pretty sure that something like this would happen …

#iRobot #Roomba #Vacuum #Hoover #Cleaning #iHateToClean #SpringCleaning #Robot #MaidService #vacuumcleaner #DrawnAndCoded #Comic

Working from Home

Working from home. WFH. Co-workers. Dogs. COVID
I’ve been working remotely from home for one year now and it’s been great….well, mostly. For more go here.

I’ve been working remotely from home for one year now and it’s been great….well, mostly. Like anything new, there have been obstacles. However, after many trials and tribulations I can now run the gauntlet like a soccer mom evading children playing in the street in her minivan.

Here are some things that I have learned ( maybe they’ll help you, too ) :

  • I’ve learned that there is no longer anyone to blame other than myself for burning the popcorn in the microwave
  • ….and, that that horrible leftover smell in the fridge is, in fact, my own.
  • I’ve learned that having an “open door policy” doesn’t work when your officemates are two kids ( and dogs ).
  • I’ve learned that when everyone is working from home on battery powered keyboards and mice, he who holds the last two AA batteries is king.
  • I’ve learned that my wife showers at precisely the same time as my daily webcam meetings – and that the camera faces the bathroom. 
  • Lastly, I’ve learned that pants are, indeed, optional.

Take care. Stay healthy. Live life. Forgo the pants.

-Scott

#remotework #workfromhome #remoteworking #doglover #petlover #dogs #COVID #parentingfail #comic #drawnandcoded #clipstudiopaint

Noise cancelling

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My brother in law, Curtis, and I have theorized that the way AirPods really work is by inducing conversation as soon as you shove the things into your skull. Granted, it could be a genetic fluke given that the greatest offenders are our identical twin wives, but I have a feeling it goes further than that.

#audiobooks #music #AppleAirpods #airpods #earbuds #audiobooks #iphone #parentingfail #comic #funnies #drawnandcoded

Love hurts

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Every Valentine’s Day for as far back as I can remember Jodie has surprised me with a delicious hand-made dessert. Three years ago I started reciprocating by drawing her a Valentine’s Day comic. For more go here.

Every Valentine’s Day for as far back as I can remember Jodie has surprised me with a delicious hand-made dessert. Three years ago I started reciprocating by drawing her a Valentine’s Day comic. This year, to celebrate our addiction to LEGO, I drew her the comic you see here. In return, to celebrate our almost two years on a whole food plant-based diet, she made me delicious Flourless Sweet Potato Brownies.

If you’re interested, here are some Valentines comics of years’ past…

  • Happy Valentines Day Hearts Love Sweetheart Comic
  • love is messy valentines day card kids comic
  • happy valentines day handmade handcrafted parenting family parenting fail comic
  • poetry valentines romantics funny fart jokes first date true love chivalry is not dead comic

Take care. Stay healthy. Live life. 

– Scott

#valentines #happyvalentinesday #valentinesday #LEGO #handmade #handcrafted #parenting #family #parentingfail #drawnandcoded #clipstudiopaint #gimp #comic #funny

Mom-jitsu

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I heard this play out from the comfort ( and relative quiet ) of my upstairs office. Part of me wanted to jump out of my chair, tear down the stairs, run outside, and rescue our daughter, Kaylee, from the dangers of our upper-middle class suburban neighborhood. The other part was chuckling and weighing the consequences of subverting the parenting skills of my wife, Jodie. The later won. Our wayward daughter returned, starving, after a couple of laps around the block, forever validating my wife’s Mom-jitsu skills.

#momjitsu #parentingfail #momskills #raisingkids #runningaway #parenting #foodie #foodlover #drawnandcoded #clipartstudio

Happy Holidays … and bye bye 2020

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Bye bye, 2020. Can’t say that I’ll miss you. For my end of year wrap up go here.

2020. What a year, right?  My family and I started the year off strong with back-to-back trips to Legoland and Universal Studios, and then life got interesting. In March, just as COVID was rearing its ugly head in the United States, Kaylee and I underwent surgeries for a broken elbow and a prostatectomy. I owe our quick recovery to Jodie, Ashley, and each other – and the fact that, like everyone else, we were stuck at home with nothing to do but recover. Over the next few months of lockdowns, social distancing, and travel restrictions my family and I all did our best to maintain normalcy as much as possible. 

Ashley and Kaylee adapted to virtual “distance learning” and used Chromebooks to finish 4th and 2nd grade at Westwood Elementary. Ashley is now in her final year at Westwood and, sadly, likely to graduate without ever setting foot in a classroom there again. On the upside, both girls seem to be learning and doing great. Ashley, known as the “human calculator” by her classmates, has joined Math Olympiad for the second year, a national mathematics competition and study group. Meanwhile, Kaylee has joined “Roadrunner TV”, a weekly school news broadcast. She loves being in front of the camera and interviewing staff and students and reporting on school affairs.

Ashley and Kaylee have continued to excel in Karate and, after two years, have both achieved Green Stripe Belts. The classes, which were held online during the initial months of the pandemic, are now outdoors with face coverings, no-contact restrictions, and gratuitous use of hand sanitizer. 

Kaylee is wrapping up her second year of singing and piano lessons with her awesome music instructor. This year she was introduced to the Ukulele and has now performed several recitals, the latest of which have been held virtually over Zoom. Her voice and ability have improved remarkably since she started. Jodie and I are looking forward to her upcoming virtual Holiday Recital where she’ll be performing, “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas”.

LEGO has now officially taken over our house to the extent that our formal dining room now looks like a toy store, and gets much more use because of it.  During the early months of COVID Jodie and I started holding weekly LEGO Master competitions over Zoom with our friends to stay connected. We’ve been amazed by what our daughters and their friends are capable of building and just finished our 35th competition. 

We tested the limits of our health insurance plan this year. In addition to Kaylee and my surgeries in March, Ashley has had several tooth extractions (and subsequent tooth fairy visits) whereas I have continued to receive hormone therapy and, more recently, radiation to fight off my cancer. To keep everyone healthy Jodie and I have continued to maintain a plant-based, no dairy, low sugar diet for ourselves, and be more mindful of what our daughters eat as well. Jodie has had fun experimenting and replicating some of our favorite dishes including sloppy “Jods”, vegan nachos, pumpkin-quinoa chili, stuffed sweet potatoes, and plant-based fish tacos.

Jodie, after more than ten years of working as a real estate agent, has decided to start her own brokerage and will be taking her broker exam in early January. 2020 has proven to be a challenging yet successful year for her; even with COVID headwinds she has managed to complete several transactions. I am looking forward to supporting her in her new endeavor and have passed the realtor exam in preparation to be her first “part time” employee. 

As for me, after losing my job due to COVID-related cutbacks I took some much-needed time off. I have just recently started a new position at MedImpact Direct as a Software Engineer. I will be working on their direct-to-consumer and specialty pharmacy platforms, two things that I have become very familiar with during my battle with cancer.

Last but not least, we have added a new furry four-legged member to our family, Maddie, a small black-and-tan Rat Terrier with hugely adorable ears. Since we adopted her, she has brought more smiles to our faces than I thought possible and has proven to be the perfect sidekick for our other dog, Chip. 

Overall, it has been a difficult yet strangely rewarding year. As a family, I feel that, throughout all the weirdness that is 2020, we have all become much closer and have a much better understanding of what is truly important – each other. 

…with that, bring on the vaccines and an ultimate return to real normalcy!

– Scott, Jodie, Ashley, Kaylee, Chip & Maddie Vandervort

#happynewyears #newyears2021 #newyears #COVID #Coronavirus #goodbye2020 #hanukkah #happyhanukkah #merrychristmas #XMAS

Rocking the ‘Wave

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Star Wars introduced me to blue milk. My mom introduced me to blue steak.

When my mom got her kitchen remodeled in the 1980’s she was adamant about placing the microwave as close to the refrigerator as possible for convenience. Most of our food was prepared in an assembly line; from freezer, to microwave, to plate, to table. It wasn’t until I was older I figured out what all the other boxy objects ( the “stove”, for example ) in the kitchen were actually for. My mom sure could rock the ‘wave though. It was the Instant Pot of the day, capable of doing almost everything …

#1980s #microwavedinner #microwave #microwavecooking #rockingthewave #kitchen #chef #parentingfail #frozendinners #homecooking #drawnandcoded #clipstudio #comic #funny

Delectable

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Now that we are all entering the holiday season under COVID restrictions I’ve realized that there is one thing that I miss more than anything, having good friends over to eat.

#silenceofthelambs #hanniballector #horror #christmas #nightmarebeforechristmas #cannibalgingerbreadmen #merrychristmas #happyholidays #comic #funnies #holidayhumor #bakinghumor #sweettooth

The Road Ahead

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I’ve had surgery to remove my prostate, adjuvant radiation to kill of any remaining cancer cells, and will be on hormone therapy through the end of next year. I couldn’t have done it without my family. For more on what’s to come go here.

It has been a little over a month since I finished 45 sessions of radiation therapy for prostate cancer at UCSD. The radiation therapy itself was a follow up to a surgery that I had in March to remove my prostate. The good news is that I’m doing great! I’m about where I was prior to radiation therapy, which, although is nowhere near where I was before prostate cancer, makes me incredibly happy nonetheless. To put it another way, I can live like this.  This week I had a follow-up appointment with Dr. Rose, my radiation oncologist to discuss my recovery and the road ahead.

For the foreseeable future my cancer ( or ideally, lack thereof )  will be monitored by PSA tests. If you’ve been following my posts you’ll remember that the PSA blood test measures prostate inflammation. A normal PSA score is below 3 ng/mL for men my age. However, since my prostate was surgically removed my score should be undetectable, or less than 0.01 ng/mL. If my score rises above that threshold it means that the cancer wasn’t eradicated and managed to survive.

“If I have a recurrence will it be in the same area in which I received radiation?”, I asked.

“No, usually the cancer will metastasize somewhere else.”, Dr. Rose replied.

“And if it does, can I receive additional radiation therapy?”, I asked.

“Yes.”, he replied.  He then continued to list a variety of scenarios. Bone metastasis. Lymph node metastasis. Each scenario could potentially be treated with radiation, albeit with much shorter spans. 

“So, no more 45-day benders?”, I reiterated.

“No.”, he shook his head.

“Good. I mean, you’re a great doctor … person … and all, but I hope I never have to see you again.”, I joked.

The big test will be after I complete my two-year course of hormone therapy next November. The therapy, also known as Androgen Deprivation Therapy, or ADT, has been starving my cancer of testosterone, which it requires to grow. Once I’m off ADT my body will start producing testosterone again which will provide fuel to any remaining cancer. The big milestones for long term remission are at the 5-year and 10-year marks. However, I’ll always be at risk of a recurrence. 

“I, like most doctors, really don’t like using the word ‘cure’….”, Dr. Rose started. 

For a doctor it’s got to be rough not being able to confirm the one thing that every single cancer patient wants to know.

“….yeah, I get it. You really just don’t ever know. It’s too bad, but I get it.”, I interrupted. 

“So, is there anything I should be doing”, I asked.

“Are you still doing Kegel exercises?”, he countered. 

“Twice a day for the rest of my life.”, I replied. “It sure beats diapers!”

My prostatectomy had eliminated a valve in my urinary tract. Radiation had weakened it even further. Strengthening the muscles in my pelvic floor have been essential in keeping me dry.

“Anything else?”, I asked.

“Well, at this point we’d kind of like for you to get your life back to normal.”, he smiled.

I smiled back.

Normal. 

Yeah, I like the sound of that.

Take care. Stay healthy. Live life.

– Scott

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Prostate Cancer PSA
My PSA ( ng/mL ) as of 11/10/2020

#prostatecancer #cancer #prostatitis #psa #prostate #urology #oncology #radiationtherapy #radiation #ebrt #proton #radicalprostatectomy #chemotherapy #hormonetherapy #surgery #lupron #leuprolide #drawnandcoded #iwillbeatthis