She’s got skills

pokemon pokemongo lifeskills obstacles parentingfail kids drawnandcoded comic — Pokémon skills translate well outside of the game, too. My wife and oldest have been playing for years and they have yet to step into oncoming traffic.

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White noise

sleep sound machine snoring farting married #drawnandcoded comic — There’s a whole industry built up around “white noise” machines that play comforting sounds throughout the night to help people sleep. What the machines are lacking are all those uncomfortable, let’s call them “spousal embellishments”, that I feel are equally important. Well good news! I have the solution!

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Running girl

17 - Running Girl - Published — Boys chasing girls. Girls chasing boys. Sure, it’s cute in preschool, but my guess is the novelty is short lived.

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