Author: Scott Vandervort

Just Like Mom

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My wife makes the best cookies – or so I have been told. Between my daughters eating the rejects and the rest being devoured at her open houses, I’ve never actually tasted one. If you’re ever looking for a new home, or have a sweet tooth, or both, I highly recommend stopping by the next time she’s holding one.

#realestate #realestateagent #realty #openhouse #cookies #parenting #baking #baker #delicious #kids #drawnandcoded #comic

White noise

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There’s a whole industry built up around “white noise” machines that play comforting sounds throughout the night to help people sleep. What the machines are lacking are all those uncomfortable, let’s call them “spousal embellishments”, that I feel are equally important. Well good news! I have the solution!

#sleep #soundmachine #snoring #farting #married #drawnandcoded #comic

Timecard

Timecard Project Punch In Bathroom Breaks
We’ve all had that boss. The one that micromanages your timecard and makes sure that every single minute is accounted for against the proper projects. There’s that boss, and this boss ….

#timecard #project #punchin #punchout #corporatehell #bathroombreaks #drawnandcoded #comic

Clutch

#51 - Clutch
We all have one of those learning-to-drive stories. This one was with my dad. He had just finished restoring a 1972 Volkswagen Beetle for me for my 16th Birthday complete with a “Corvette Yellow” paint job. After presenting it to me, hopping and hopping into the passengers seat, I proceeded to “slip the clutch” and rammed it into the rear end of our neighbor’s raised pickup – obliterating the just-painted hood. He just looked at me with a blank stare, got out, and shook his head.

#firstcar #firstaccident #drivingmanual #manualtransmission #clutch #dad #carrestoration #bug #volkswagen # beetle #drawnandcoded #comic